As we are on topic, I'll also take my chance to add my own bitching against something just as UGLY as bikini armors. In fact far far worse, because not even "cool", "sexy" or "hot": giant fucking pauldrons. Please, le'ts make the world a better place: let's all sign a petition to get rid of these goddamn abominations.
Especially the ones with spikes. Who thought it would be a good idea to stab yourself in the ear every time you tilt your head?