Elder Sex





may the wind always be in your sails



An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been

going out with each other for a long time.



Urged on by their friends, they decided it was

finally time to get married.



Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.



They discussed finances, living arrangements and so

on.



Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to

broach the subject of their physical relationship.



"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather

trustingly. "



Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."



The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then,

looking over his glasses, he casually asked,



"Is that one word or two?"


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