Originally Posted by Azarielle
"Your honour! Yes, I did kill the two children, but in my defence, I was drunk!"

Try with: "your honour I was held captive with no food or drink, stoned, watched as they hacked my companion to pieces to roast on a spit, while they planned to feed me to dogs."

I for one think that's a pretty legit excuse to kill anything on your way out while escaping, but that's just me, you obviously don't hold grudges - very christian of you.

Not only am I not a Christian (or even live in a Christian country) confusing morality with Christianity is more than a little offensive.