Cursed by her Goddess to relive a neverending hell where every time she dies she reappears in a wilderness camp on the Sword Coast, trapped in a pastiche land of looping npc dialogue and repetitive routines where time stands still at an eternal midday, the lowly priestess alice420blazeit is forced to prove to Vlaakith that this world of pixelated flesh is beneath her, that even creatures mysterious and magical can fall to a single level 1 character. Only once every challenge is defeated will Vlaakith release her from her glitch-prison. But Vlaakith is not easy to please, and has some pretty specific definitions of what counts as "cheese" - somehow alice420blazeit knows that Vlaakith abhors the use of DoS barrels and repetitive stealthy kills: a true champion of Vlaakith fights with the fury of her Goddess.
Life has no value except in service of Vlaakith, even Gods will serve or die.
My faith in her is my shield
And if it bleeds, I will kill it, god or not
Even this "god" was as nothing to Vlaakith's servant
Death cannot stop me.
The final Koa-toa fall. A passable offering to Vlaakith.
All such altars will be burned. Glory to Vlaakith.
(warding flame seems to glitch out when survival instinct resurrects you. idk why else it might have disapeared from the toggle bar)