Originally Posted by KillerRabbit
You're probably right Gygax himself would have made the poison insta kill smile

And yes with the afterlife being known you wonder how anyone chooses an evil path. (And yeah, better to get a leg up in the hierarchy) Also makes you wonder how evil organizations recruit in the realms: "Join the Zentarium! It's been __ days since some brave adventurers last burned us to the ground"

Then in small print 'we do not guarantee health insurance'