Originally Posted by alice_ashpool
Updated list:

replaced companions with a suite of demure waifus to carry your sword and armor around
made all the armor sexy
made every dice roll automatically pass
got rid of the mindflayer parasite
put in repeatable daily quests
made it first person
sex with Kagha
remove cinematics
get rid of voice acting
top down only
use infinity engine

Pretty good, yeah. I think everyone can agree that THIS is the game that all true fans of Baldur's Gate want.