And now, to quote Blackhiefer from another thread:
If you say that in front of a mirror a pimply, overweight nerd appears behind you and starts lecturing you in a high-pitched, nasally voice on how Solasta does reactions better. Roll CON save DC 14 against your own spinal cord strangling your brain to death.
They then casually pass gas and wander out the door. Take 4d10 Necrotic.
Thats what all of you get for complaining about complaining. You made me pull out the Solasta gun.
Aren't they busy with a custom Dungeon Keeper-like feature?