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Masticate 22 times before swallowing

"This is another fine mess youve gotten us into"

how can you have any pudding...
if you won't eat your meat?-

I am Cornholio and I need some TP for my bunhole!

-You don't like any famous person I can morph into,?
+No
-What do you want me to be then?
+what about a Taco that craps icecream?

Does your scrotum needs kicking?

I am NOT a fig plucker!


Aach....it's only a flesh wound!

my all time favorite movie quote:

Yes! I can see again *runs into tree* now I don't (men in tights !! sweet sweetness

- they moved the castle,
- Oh I tought it was a bit drafty

I'm not fat I'm big boned <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />

"you couldn't hit the side of a barn"
"when in Rome do as the Romans do".. i really agree with this one(B-loody foreigners!) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

"Conan, what is the best thing in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to drive them before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

• Others may strip you of
  your defenses and weapons
  but only YOU can deprive
  yourself of your freedom - "said by a good friend!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Translation: Jurak says it in the mirror, with typical orcish aplom
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />b (For some reason that involes a severed head)

ya got that right and it's not my bloody head either!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
- Rebecca West, 1913

"Never trust anything you can eat." - Old dragon proverb

"What're you going to do," laughed the dragon, "arrest me for smoking?"

Famous Last Words: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon."

Famous Last Words: "I think the dragon's asleep..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Doormats all over the world - arise! Shake off men's dusty traces on your back and let them trip over you!
Kiya - in reverance to Jvb (Rebecca West, 1913, modernised in 2003) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

oooooooooohhhhhh........aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

nice <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"I never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

lol kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
i saw that quote somewhere and i just couldn't help using it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

nice quip Womb!.......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



He that hath a beard is more than a youth,

and he that hath no beard is less than a man.

And he that is more than a youth is not for me,

and he that is less than a man -- I am not for him.

- Beatrice in William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

Doormats of the world - arise! Trip Womble and let his nose bleed for 5 days <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

"oooooooooh the bitterness of defeat"


or is that "the agony of de feet".

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />