Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams. ..

did we have this one yet: "When it's done"

If you love something,
set it free,
if it comes back to you
it's yours
if it doesn't
it never was man! -george carlin- <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If you love something,
Set it free
If it doesn't come back,
Hunt it down and kill it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Okay, I really don't think that way but .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

to quote my mother "Don't do as I do, do as I say"

'go pound salt'

stick it where the sun doesn't shine

my father to an old boyfriend after he climbed out my bedroom window
"I'll jack your sass over your shoulders"

those who can, do....
those who can't, teach....

definition of pain:

sliding down a razorblade,
using yer balls fer brakes
and landing in a pool of iodine! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

what about this one?

I'm with stupid! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

From my dad about ugly people:
"They've got a face like a burnt rubber boot"

Got a few of them:

"A face like a bag of spanners"

"A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"

"A face like a fire-damaged stickle-brick!"

Anybody know what a stickle-brick is? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Womble: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Are you originaly from the UK? I cant imagine that many other people would know what a womble is. Besides you said spanner rather than monkey wrench.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Yeah! I'm from Necastle in the UK originally, I try to keep that a secret though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"your face looks like you tried to do a facelift with a screwdiver"

Yellow river by Ipee Nightly

Rusty bed springs by Ipee Dayly

Cowabungwa dude

tha tha tha thats all folks

yaba daba due

One of These Days--Bang, Zoom to the Moon

"you look like you got beat with the ugly stick."

"does your face hurt? cause it's killing me."

jack of all trades......master of none! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> what is a Womble then, I'm curious

these are wombles........


http://womble.designwest.com/

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

LOL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

TV or Movie quotes - I have no idea why I thought of these <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> :

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." ~~~Deanna Troi, Star Trek; the Next Generation

"Hell hath no fury like a woman on PMS." ~~~Rynnfox

"It's so much fun to be a bitch when you want to be." ~~~Blaise Harman, Spellbinder by LJ Smith

Especially if it's all in fun!
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"Underground, overground, wombling free. The wombles of Wimbleton common are we. Making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday fold leave behind"

Sheesh, I remember the song, I need help! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

I never forget a face; but in your case, I'll let it pass. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />