Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams. ..

"It is appallingly obvious our technology has exceeded our humanity."

"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself."

"A mind once stretched by new thoughts can never regain its original shape."

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent.
It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." ........

......AlBerT EiNsTeiN


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"I don't care to belong to any social organization which will accept me as a member."

"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book."

"Women should be obscene and not heard." .....

....GrOuCho MaRx

Definition of a Canadian:

An unarmed American with a health plan! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

poor canadians, no guns, well; George Bush has all of ours in the section of the world labled, OIL. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

canadians do have guns, in fact they are real hunting freaks

yeah, I guess they are. BOOM! there goes one of my canadian neighbors now!!! how come ur avatar ain't there???

"A happy man has no shirt."

I think its- "The grass doesn't stay golden forever."


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Some student from my highschool "Its all coming back to me now. Said the blind man that pissed into the wind" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Lifes a bitch, then marry one,(me).

Smile and the whole world smiles with you,
Cry and you cry alone.

Minsc is Boo, Boo is Minsc...

I should know this, I hope its right...- "There is method in this madness."

"With power comes great responsibility"

"Full speed ahead"

"Whats up doc?"

I took three years of spanish, I don't need to remember how to spell see you later <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ...-"Hasta La Vista Baby."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

"Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows"

"Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side"

"Nazi's, I hate these guys"

"how can you tell something is real or a dream? if you can't even tell if you are awake or asleep."

"It's not what it looks like, ceci n'est pas une pomme"

Heres a good olden french one
"je pense donc je suis."

Or in english:
i think so i exist.

i know, this is not a 1 liner <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />
Q: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Here are some:

"If not now, when? If not you, who?"
'There are those who see things as they are and say, "Why?" And there are those who dream of things and say, "Why not?"
What do you say'
"Dream of a world in which love is the answer to every question, the response to every situation, the experience in every moment."
"Betrayal of yourself in order to not betray others is betayal nonetheless. It is the highest betrayal."
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
"Change is a constant."
"Your message is your life, lived."
"A little 'humility theology' is what the world needs."
"If everything is equal, then nothing is equal- for the very idea of "equalness" is something which cannot be experienced, inasmuch as there is only one thing, and it is all equal in itself."
"If you know everything and know that you know it, then you can know nothing. Look deeply into this truth and you will understand it."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
"Even when a thing is apart, it is still a part..."
"You have nothing to fear, but fear itself."
"Failure is a fiction. Every trying is a success, and every effort is what achieves the victory, with the first no less honourable than the last."

you mean: "I think, therefore I am"

Also possible translations Viper <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

here's another good one:
when a fly drops a poopy in my eye,
i dont weep, i dont cry,
i just pray the lord that cows dont fly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

still love it

Viper....Jolie.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Lockmar......nice lines! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

thought provoking..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hey Viper thats my saying!! Give it back thief <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

But what the heck, they already knew that one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Just to follow on from some of Mandrake's classics.

"Size matters not...."

oh, it doesn't eh?