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'do or do not; there is no try'

Deep thoughts of Homer Simpson:
"If something's HARD to do, then it's NOT worth doing!"

The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. (--> Alf <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

muhahahahah!!

"To be or not to be that is the question."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Lynn...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

what are you doing in canada?

-that 70's show reference, anybody know it?

Huh? faile....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

ah, nevermind, i was just watching it today and it made me laugh.

every cloud has a silver lining.......

then why is mine lined with BuRLaP! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

I know of that 70's show - what is the reference?

C'moN.!!!....i'm goin insane.......

they go to canada to buy beer, fez loses his green card and the border cops are questioning them. tommy chong's questioning goes like this:

canadian- what are you doing in canada?
chong- what are you doing in canada?
canadian- what's your business in canada?
chong- what's your business in canada?
canadian- leave canada please
chong- you leave canada please!
canadian- dirty hippie.

ok, so it's funnier when you actually see it.

Ahhhh Cheech-n-Chong......memmmmreeeeees... !! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />. as homer simpson says (very good avice) "dooooonut. mmm." (drooling)

"Im pink, therefore Im Spam"

lol

Are we there yet?

Before we leave......did everybody go to the bathroom?

Just double-checking...are you sure you've got everything?

Please sir, may i have some more?

who's on second?

Am i next?

What's this extra piece for?

Did you read the manual?

Well it was working fine!!....no?,... i didn't change anything! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Keep out of children" - Actual warning on a knife package

thats a very good warning.........

Instuctions on a bag of airline peanuts:

1. Open bag
2. Eat nuts

If a person needed those instructions Id be wondering how the heck they managed to get on the plane in the first place.