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ha ha ha! I'm being cracked up hear, I have to leave this post for abit! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.divinedivinity.net/smilies/jump.gif)
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the indian goes to the shrink and says... .i'm mixed up i keep thinking of a teepee or a wigwam, teepee or a wigwam.. ...and the doc told him he was too tents! Argh! OMG... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> if anyone wants me i'll be in here... ![[Linked Image]](http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/microwave.gif)
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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I hope feeding time isnt after midnight, you know what happens if they feed you after midnight. Yeah... My stomach is active and I can't sleep for the next two hours! Sheesh! (No really! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )
Mr Kej, Second Member of the Guild of Off-Topic Posters 
*** Visit Aviorn's Inn, my Divine Divinity fansite ***
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"how do YOU do"
"could it BE anymore worse?"
It's one of these days...
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[color:"orange"] [color:"6b8e23"] Dragh......where ya been, hidin'?[/color] ![[Linked Image]](http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/wave.gif) SoMe CaNaDiAn GeMs..........only in canaDa ...eh? [color:"#daa520"]
"Me'n the lads went for a few quarts"
"Pick me up a two-four"
"I had a poutine for lunch"
"Way to go, ya goof"
"That is quite a ways away"
[color:"red"]OuR PrOviNcEs.....[/color]
Bee See (B-C)
Albirda (Al-bir-da)
Skatchwan (Ska-che-wan)
Mantoba (Man-to-ba)
Untario (Un-tar-yo)
Kweebeck (Quee-bek)
Nove Skoshuh (No-vuh Sko-shuh)
Noob Runzwig (Noo Brun-swik)
Prinz Edwhyland (Prin-s Ed-wy-lnd)
Noophun Lund (Noo-fun-lnd)
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A couple more.....1-liners[/color]
He's so thin he has to stand twice in the same place just to make a good shadow
She's so skinny, if she turned sideways holding a glass of tomato juice,
she'd look like a thermometer
She was pure as snow, but she drifted
Nervous as a cat in a room of rocking chairs
Low man on a totem pole
Dirty as a duck's puddle
Thin? Seen more meat on a hockey stick
She had more chins than a chinese phonebook
......................... ![[Linked Image]](http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/lol.gif)
Last edited by Jurak; 20/06/03 12:51 AM.
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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"I think computer viruses should count as life.
I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life
we have created so far is purely destructive.
We've created life in our own image."
-Stephen Hawking
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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took this from someone " [color:"green"] große grüne Klumpen
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"To live by the sword is to die by the sword."
"My honor is my life."
This is SpArTa!! oh im sorry, I must have took a wrong turn..somewhere...(runs away)
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"There is nothing to fear except fear itself."
"God save the king."
This is SpArTa!! oh im sorry, I must have took a wrong turn..somewhere...(runs away)
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God, save my hide! I once thought i was wrong, but i was only mistaken...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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one of my favorites
"Speak friend and enter."
This is SpArTa!! oh im sorry, I must have took a wrong turn..somewhere...(runs away)
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Oh !!...my achin' head!
Don't dwell on it!
No....sure, thats o.k.!
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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Hehe! Joe Dirt <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
(Or should I say dee-art-ay?)
"If you're trying to tell me you dont make mistakes, you just made one in thinking Im stupid enought to believe that"
I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
- Dory, Finding Nemo
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Double your drive space - delete Windows!
Assassins do it from behind.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I have been frozen in my seat on many occasions not wanting to move my mouse for fear of what might happen next, I’ve heard sounds and voices so clear that I was becoming unsure if they were actually coming from the speakers
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Hehe! Joe Dirt <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
(Or should I say dee-art-ay?)
yay, mandrake! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> good job! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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ya can't win em all...
but you can die trying....
Yo! Adriiiennnnee!!
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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Here's one:
"If something is everywhere, then it is also nowhere in particular."
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end."
-Ursula K. Le Guin
www.hungersite.com
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How about this one:
"dont call anybody nobody, because nobody is perfect."
Joliekiller, paladin on a crusade against (almost) all evil.
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ah...good one
"Divine Dichotomy states that it is possible for two apparently contradictory truths to exist in the same space."
examples:
"I am everthing. Therefore, I Am what I Am, and I Am What I Am Not."
"The greatest complexity is the greatest simplicity. The more 'complex' a system is, the more simple is its design."
That's probably why people tend to experience the phenomenon where it is easier to make things complicated and harder to keep things simple...
Last edited by Lockmar; 21/06/03 10:39 AM.
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end."
-Ursula K. Le Guin
www.hungersite.com
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