Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams. ..

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"When everything is lost..they will find you"
"God is like my girlfriend, i don't have one"
"when i see in the mirror , i think to myself, Wow what a ugly mirror"
"S-h-i-t happens ,but not always toilet paper"

and offcourse:

"They say don't judge a book by its cover, and in equal measure don't judge a game by its name"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

it's not whats on the box.....it's whats in it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

"Dont eat the yellow snow"

And dont name your sons Dweezle or Moonunit for that matter <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

well, if you're last name is zappa, what can you do?

Another 'ethicly' one

"its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice."

when opportunity comes knocking....just answer the door!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> "hello??? door???" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> couldn't resist, sorry for that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> yes hello, here's this offer to make a bundle....what say you.....?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />


"if you see a chance....take it!"

thx faile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

saved me the trouble, jurak. thanks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

"Time has only a relative existence."
........Carlyle........

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
.........A. J. Liebling.........

"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
.........Albert Schweitzer.........

"That which does not kill you just makes you more cynical"
- Me

A very sentimentel one

"love is a feeling that you feel
when you feel a feeling that you never felt before"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />"Love is weird thingy" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

"If You 're patient in one moment of anger,
You will escape hundred days of sorrow"

that fits wonderfully with your sig, zloty. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

faile: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> Nice one indeed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Got me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
I didn't think of that even for a while <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Be kind to Your enemies,there's nothing that could make them more mad" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Its time to kick [nocando] and chuw bubblegum and all out of gum."

I'll let you guess were i got that one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />