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"Stand and deliver, right Boo"

"Full plate and packing steel"

In memory of Minisc and Boo, I got them killed in the game <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

You forgot one:
"Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes!!"

ps: i killed them too. Hes aws way to enoying for my well being <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

For those who dont want to be enslaved:
"If You dont have courage before death,life is slavery"

"I don't mind coming to work -- I just don't want to stay when I get there."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."

"It is better to be lucky than to be good!"

"We're on a Mission from God!"
-The Blues Brothers-

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened."

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."

"Couple million here, couple million there,
pretty soon you're talking about serious money."
Sen. Everett Dirksen

"The jail runs because it has to"

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain

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"It is better to be feared than loved"

The golden rule:
"He who has the gold, makes the rules"

Machiavelli

Why, thank you Jurak for using my quote but I have to be honest and say that I didn't come up with that...I got it from another source. Anyway, some more quotes:

"Passion rules reason."
(The Wizard's Third Rule from Blood of the Fold)
"The best intentions can create the greatest harm."
(The Wizard's Second Rule from The Stone of Tears)
"Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so, are all the easier to fool."
(From Zedd in the book, Wizard's First Rule)
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
(from Nat King Cole in the song Nature Boy)
"It's hard to get into a rut when you rarely take the same path twice."
(Dan Lee Dimke)
"A trick, if done properly, is magic."
(From the book, Wizard's First Rule)
"Sometimes, you have to lose yourself in order to find yourself again."
(Stuart Wilde)
"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail."
(Wayne Gretzky)
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
(Yogi Berra)

A few for all you drinkers out there.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends." Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry

Cheers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I shall seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and control you . . .

I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you grunt and groan . . .

I will make you beg for mercy . . .

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave . . .

And you will be weak for days . . .

All my love . . .




The Flu <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

wow, he looks like a king!
how can u tell???
he doesn't have S#1T all over him.

"If you build it, they will come."

And now more Minsc and Boo. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

"The stuff of legends right Boo?"

"Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs."

"Squeaky wheel gets da kick" - More Minsc

this here's my boomstick!

gimme some sugar baby.

baby, you got reaaal ugly.

aw, that's just pillow-talk, baby.

you ain't leadin but two things right now, jack and s**t. and jack left town.

shop smart. shop s-mart.

groovy.

--ok, who knows these? hmm? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Can we have a hint?

Third from last sounds familiar.

Bruce Campbell... the man with the chin....
that's from Evil Dead <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

like I said... I love my horror flicks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail. But a true friend will sitting next to you saying 'damn, we f*cked up'." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

The one who s**s on you is not nessassaraly your enemy and the one who gets you out, is not nessassaraly your friend.

there is no time like the present

hope for the best

expect the unexpected

keep your chin up

grin and bear it

they're all from army of darkness. it's been too long since i've seen evil dead to quote it. i love bruce campbell. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

heh yeah i have the special edition dvd in the creepy Book of
the Dead case... the picture quality is SUPERB compared to the
original on VHS... i can't even watch the original anymore,
it's too misty... had an Evil Dead Trilogy-fest with some buddies
not too long ago, as well... it was 'groovy' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />