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"You know out here, they got a name, for rain, and wind, and fire. The rain is Tess, the fire's Joe, and the call the wind Mariah" - Paint your wagon

One I've heard on latest party
"If You wanna be my friend take my ........... in Your hand"

If they would make hippo's smaller your parents wouldn't give you such a hard time about getting one as a pet.

"Age can come with wisdom, or it can come alone."

"Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness."

Wealth and wisdom are seldom seen together, for one who has achieved one has no use for the other.

Talking comes by nature, silence by wisdom. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />
-- Unknown



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If one had true wisdom, would we be online looking for it in a thread on one liners?

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"Wisdom can come when one least expects to find it" - anon

"women can come when one least expects to find them" - <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> single anon

On Debate and Arguing...

"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him."

"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.
People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.
Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either
a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."

On Computers....

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."


"I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them."

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer,
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon,
and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"


"What goes up must come down.
Ask any system administrator." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Hello everyone,

"I've been poor and I've been rich and now that I know which is which, I'd rather be rich."

Thanks, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

"Do I feel bad about this? Tell me, do you feel bad when you flush the toilet" - Tommy Monaghan, shooting inmates in the cells of Arkham Asylum.

a few toasts......

"here's looking up your old address."-Anon

"Here's to the whole world, lest some stupid person take offense."-Anon

"let us wet our whistles." -Petronius

"here's to good friends,
tonight is kind of special."- Lowenbrau commercial

"let us toast the fools; But for them
the rest of us could not succeed."-Mark Twain

"Here's to you, as good as you are,
And here's to me, as bad as i am;
And as bad as i am, and as good as you are,
I'm as good as you are, as bad as i am."-Old Scottish toast.


Cheers <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> ...

screw this
I'm out of ehre
Who cares?
What the -?
hmm, I think we should do...


thnx for the drink <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"The belief in a special destiny is one of the most rampant and harmful delusions on earth"

"There is one purpose to life and one only: to bear witness and to understand as much as possible of the complexity of the world - Its beauty, its mysteries, its riddles. The more you understand, the more you look, the greater your enjoyment of life and your sense of peace. Thats all there is to it. Everything else is fun and games. If an activity is not grounded in "to love" or "to learn", it does not have value"

Both from "Servant of the Bones" by Anne Rice.

You wake up in the morning, get something for the pot
Wonder why the sun makes the rocks feel hot
Draw on the walls, eat, sleep, get laid
Back in the good old days

Then some damn fool invents the wheel
Listen to the white walls squeal
You spend all day looking for a parking spot
Nothing for the heart, nothing for the pot.

- Me Or Him - Roger Waters

That is kinda strange...

Hey, when our ancestors lived in the caves, they were the first verse.

Some [nocando] discovers the wheel and here we are, I know how much that sucks because I live near major road <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

roger waters <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

there's always one more!

@Jurak: Hehe! At least someone knows Roger Waters <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
That track is from a solo album "Radio Kaos". Good stuff <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Scientists..have isolated the gene for a fruit fly that is eyeless. And when they take his genes and inject them into other fruit flies -God have mercy on his tiny creatures- do you know these fruit flies produce eyes all over their bodies? Eyes on their elbows? And on their wings?. Doesnt that make you love scientists? Dont you feel tenderness for them and respect for them?" - Servant of the Bones, Anne Rice

what? is that for real? cool!

I think it might be true. I just thought it was a good quote. Id look for info on the net if my comp wasnt being a slow piece of crap <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Servant of the bones....

and the official site of annerice.com

with some absolutely lovely <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ...Tchaikovsky's "Violin Concerto in D, Op. 35," performed by Leila Josefowicz on the CD "Violin for Anne Rice."

very nice page.

and for that my one liner would be.....

there's always a page out there you've never seen yet!......... [color:"#33cc33"]Jurak the green filantroop surfer extraordinare[/color]

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@mandrake;That track is from a solo album "Radio Kaos". Good stuff <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

i've got these:

in the flesh
Goodbye Mr.Pink
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Hmm! Interesting review ,though he obviously doesnt like Anne Rice much. This is the only book of hers Ive read so I cant really comment on how similair it is to her other stuff. But it doesnt take a genius to see the similarities between an undead servant spilling his guts to a writer, and a vampire doing the same thing to a reporter. Still her style is pretty good and if the other books a similair I might read them. Maybe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

What the heck is a filantroop?