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Mmmmm....OKAY Alrik.
You can lead a horse to water , but you can't make it drink.

"There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch" or better known as TANSTAAFL accorded to the late, great and very missed Robert A Heinlein

Eat sh-it, 1 trillion, million Fly's can't be wrong ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

"Some girls wonder by mistake."

Eldritch (The sisters of mercy)

Here i sit all broken hearted, went to sh#t and only farted. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Here in Oz we have a phenomena known as BYO, means you can bring your own bottle of wine to a Restaurant, from this spawned a phrase that seem to be particular to blondes (Present blondes excepted of course);
BYOB = Bring Your Own Brains <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

A lot of house parties in England are BYO.I used to hide my booze in strange places at parties because i always took some good stuff campared to the cr-ap some people took.
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Don't throw good money after bad.

Better that way than the other! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

True, true.
Truth is in the eye of the beholder.

stick your head bewteen your knees and kiss your as* good-bye.

Takes one to know one.

You are what you eat, and I'm a chocolate cake!

Don't talk with your mouth full.

shake it, don't break it

Doesn't that hurt ?

Don't pick at your food or it'll never heal!

where i lay my head is my stomping ground. anyone who gets in my way shall get stomped. the stomping shall be quick. the stomping shall be painful. and i shall show no mercy in all my stomping.

stop pouting or your face will stay that way

I'm pink therefore I'm spam!

i recalled this from one of the south park episodes where stan's teacher (i think it's mr garrison) said ...

there's no such thing as stupid questions. only people. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />