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Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... spick #70486 13/02/04 10:18 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Mandrake veteran Mandrake veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Wheeww! At least at was his sock :P "No gnu's is good gnu's!!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY! - Dory, Finding Nemo

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Mandrake #70487 13/02/04 12:38 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... spick veteran spick veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... "She's as rough as a bag of spanners" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Drink Up Ye Cider.

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... spick #70488 13/02/04 04:12 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Mandrake veteran Mandrake veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Australia She's got a face like a burnt rubber boot! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY! - Dory, Finding Nemo

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Mandrake #70489 13/02/04 06:55 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices MeaCulpa veteran MeaCulpa veteran Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices You can please some of the ppl some of the time, but you can't please all the ppl all the time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Imay not always be right but I am never wrong <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Mandrake #70490 13/02/04 07:07 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO! Womble veteran Womble veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: MOO! Quote She's got a face like a burnt rubber boot! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> She's got a face like a fire-damaged stickle-brick! Probably Spick will only understand that one.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> " Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Womble #70491 13/02/04 09:25 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... spick veteran spick veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... "She's got an ar-se like the back end of a bus" Drink Up Ye Cider.

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... spick #70492 13/02/04 10:24 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices MeaCulpa veteran MeaCulpa veteran Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices Quote "She's got an ar-se like the back end of a bus" Which is why you see a lot of women with Bulldogs <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... MeaCulpa #70493 14/02/04 05:29 AM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere between Here, ..and ... Jurak OP veteran OP Jurak veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere between Here, ..and ... she's so smart she thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Quote Which is why you see a lot of women with Bulldogs why's that?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Last edited by Jurak; 14/02/04 05:30 AM. [color:"#33cc3"]Jurak'sRunDownShack! Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Jurak #70494 14/02/04 06:01 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Location: Ohio, US LordMalis addict LordMalis addict Joined: Dec 2003 Location: Ohio, US I'm just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> "Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid" - Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... LordMalis #70495 14/02/04 12:20 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... spick veteran spick veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... Shes got an ar-se like a bag of spuds. Drink Up Ye Cider.

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... spick #70496 14/02/04 04:46 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere between Here, ..and ... Jurak OP veteran OP Jurak veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere between Here, ..and ... when i was born my mom said "what a treasure", and my dad said "yeah, let's bury it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I'm so bright , my mother calls me sunny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> [color:"#33cc3"]Jurak'sRunDownShack! Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Jurak #70497 14/02/04 06:48 PM Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Visible Rincewind old hand Rincewind old hand Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Visible "We don't stop playing because we grow old...we grow old because we stop playing." G.B. Shaw The Rivertown Chronicle

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Jurak #70498 14/02/04 07:00 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices MeaCulpa veteran MeaCulpa veteran Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices Quote she's so smart she thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Quote Which is why you see a lot of women with Bulldogs why's that?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Well the saying goes that Bulldogs have such flat faces cause they chase parked cars/busses <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... MeaCulpa #70499 14/02/04 10:06 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... spick veteran spick veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... On thin lady's..."Iv'e seen more meat on a Butchers pencil." On fat lady's..."There she blows" Drink Up Ye Cider.

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Jurak #70500 14/02/04 10:26 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia HandEFood veteran HandEFood veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Quote when i was born my mom said "what a treasure", and my dad said "yeah, let's bury it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> PMSL! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... HandEFood #70501 14/02/04 10:28 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia HandEFood veteran HandEFood veteran Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia I spilt spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... HandEFood #70502 14/02/04 10:34 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... spick veteran spick veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... "You've got more front than Brighton beach" Drink Up Ye Cider.

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... spick #70503 15/02/04 07:11 PM Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices MeaCulpa veteran MeaCulpa veteran Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Vale of Lost Voices "the early bird gets the worm, the early worm ...well gets eaten" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... MeaCulpa #70504 15/02/04 07:21 PM Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Visible Rincewind old hand Rincewind old hand Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Visible "the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." The Rivertown Chronicle

Re: 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams... Rincewind #70505 15/02/04 11:10 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... spick veteran spick veteran Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter, Capital City of devons... As dead as a do-do. Drink Up Ye Cider.