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"Flying is easy, just jump of a building and ... miss"

From THHGTTG

it's as easy as ABC

"If you are a welknown personality, don't dangle babies in front of Balconies or Crocodiles"

News Reporter <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

That whole episode with Steve Irwin was crap. I think his response is the best thing that could be said:

nice on Rince! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

is a frog'sass watertight! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

but .... i'm kinda <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> ing ......no it's not......
maybe that's why you can only see their heads sticking up out of the water! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

If a tree falls down in the Woods and there is no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

"If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?"
- Gary Larson

Curiosity educated the cat!

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It ain't over until the fat lady is on a diet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Morbo says it's cool to talk in the 3th person about yourself

Who is.... "not me?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

"I don't think that story holds much water" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

are you trying to give me a snow job!

or
Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes?

or,
I'm tellin you man, trust me...I know what i'm talking about!

or...
never buy anything made on a Friday or a Monday!

or...
if I go real fast maybe nobody will notice!

"you shouldn't start what you can't finish"
After belching..."More tea Vicar"
or after swearing..."Pardon my French"

"Never talk to strangers"

Hmm if you can't talk to strangers, then how do you get to meet ppl????

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Dance with them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Slap them with a large herring!!

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smack the daylights out of him!

"got to see a man about a dog"