Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) 1 Liners...sayings...quips,epigrams. ..

"Gotta go and shake a hand with my best friend" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

After a double entendre(Sp?)...."as the actress said to the Bishop"

gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Right now? Make sure you wipe properly.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Gotta 'pinch a loaf' myself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

i got a turtle pokin.


i speak my mind, because biting my tongue hurts.

oh and ...my back teeth are floatin.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


"still shakin boss, still shakin..." ......Cool Hand Luke <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Nip it in the bud"

my fav......Back when i was kneehigh to a grasshopper....

and

if you had half a brain....... it would die of lonelyness! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

"Don't count your Chickens 'till the eggs have hatched"

she looks like 7 miles of bad road.

person 1--where is it?
person 2--if it was in your [nocando] you would know.

take a long walk off a short pier...

"take a hike"
"Hit the road"
"On yer bike"
"Shift yer butt"
"get outa my face"

"If at first you don't succeed try and try again"

"If at first you don't succeed try and try again" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"It's like Deja-Vu all over again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving isn't for you.

As sure as Eggs is Eggs.

"Eggs....they're not just for Breakfast anymore!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"The grass is always greener at the otherside of the fence"

You are telling me, I have a friend who is growing some grass in his backyard ... next to a police station, the funny thing is in the yard at the police station they have taller grass plants than at my friends backyard <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Some Dork at work always comes up with this one when you mention something that you've done recently, like for instance , if there's a new woman in your life....."I've had more WOMEN than you've had hot dinners"...Dork <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />