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"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
A camel is actually a horse as designed by a committee.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I have an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one.
What if the "Hokey Pokey" really is what it's all about? ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
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Some Dork at work always comes up with this one when you mention something that you've done recently, like for instance , if there's a new woman in your life....."I've had more WOMEN than you've had hot dinners"...Dork <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> Well, then just tell him you got syphalis... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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"When in Rome, do as the Romans do" I strongly believe in that one, but unfortunatly my country sucks up to every Tom ,Di-ck or Harry that comes to our shores !! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />
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your country's used to be an empire that had colonies suck at its brit empire toes. so now it's in reverse. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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Can a stupid person be a smart-a[nocando]ss? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience!
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
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Albert Einstein (sp?) believed that Space and Time were fundimentally the same thing. That's why he was always arriving 5 miles late to press conferences.
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your country's used to be an empire that had colonies suck at its brit empire toes. so now it's in reverse. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> You could be right there Janggut <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />, personally i think it's the politically correct subject again, "Don't upset the minorities" . . Rome was not built in a day.
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Let me win.
And if I cannot win.
Let me be brave in the attempt.
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"You're trying to get a round peg in a square whole"
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Ever wondered what a smart a=s=s= is? simple it is an educated a=s=s=hole <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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If the universe is infinite, then everything is true somewhere.
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not true!
(so, if my statement is true, that means somewhere your statement is not true, which means somewhere my statement is true, which makes your statemnt somewhere untrue which makes-)
oops, i think my head just exploded. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <--- those are my brains flying out of my head.
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Come again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
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@ faile: Great, I have a perfectly illogical theory and you have to come and bring paradox into it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
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I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
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If the universe is infinite, then everything is true somewhere. The question is: What's the universal definition of "true" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />
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Someplace truth will mean truth but someplace truth will mean false.. Even if it has the same meaning.. Just like one place in the universe chicken is mushroom.. But taste the same.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
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If the universe is infinite, then everything is true somewhere. The question is: What's the universal definition of "true" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" /> Hmm if memory serves me right some Greek guy has been debating that for ages: "What is Truth?" The the smart a** from before came around and said; a five letter word you moron!"
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Just like one place in the universe chicken is mushroom.. But taste the same.. or in Jessica Simpson's case Chicken of the Sea is really tuna..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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"Don't beat about the bush" "spit it out" "say it straight" "Give it to me in words of one silable(SP?)" Oh and i saw this one above a urinal ,in a bar i was in the other night..."We aim to please,will you aim too please" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Just like one place in the universe chicken is mushroom.. But taste the same.. or in Jessica Simpson's case Chicken of the Sea is really tuna..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Yeah that cracked me up too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> "I know this is Tuna, but is it fish or chicken?" Man a whole new meaning for BYOB (Bring Your Own Brains) <roflmao>
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"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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