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silence woman and take what's comin to yah!!

When a lady friend is looking pale and off colour try this one.."You could do with some meat in ya" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

I was born ready! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Help! i'm a helpless turtle and i can't get up! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

All things come to those who wait.

"A fight to death with only zombies has some inherent problems" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

i am king of my castle..

said to a Japanese friend:) "Holy Macaroni, Batman!"
Japanese friend reply: "I know what macaroni is, but what is Batman?"
Cracked me up no end <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

easy come easy go.

there can be only one

supringly many movies etc use this.

Nah!!! There can be at least two, maybe even three, but then you're gettin' kinda kinky <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

That's the best thing since sliced bread.
You don't get many of those to the pound.
That's a bit half baked.

"Never say never, if you intend to live forever!"

Do I look stupid, or somethin...? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />


and what is......"or something"? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

"Do i look like i was born yesterday"
"Are you taking me for a mug"
"You pulling my leg?"

maybe i've posted this one before: "who's your daddy" (supahfly !)

"You're the man"
"The king is dead,long live the King"

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to here him, is he still wrong?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I love it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

"If a tree falls in the forest, and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?"
- Garry Larson

[color:"orange"] If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to here him, is he still wrong? [/color]


Hm this is a little bit like schroedingers (sp?) cat, you know the experiment with the cat in a box and you add etc etc. is the cat alive is it there is it not, you don't know do you?

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