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Hey I like Apache <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
- Dory, Finding Nemo
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Do not piddle in the hairs of wizards as they will get soggy and quick to anger <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
I will call you "Squishy", and you will be my squishy! OW! BAD SQUISHY!
- Dory, Finding Nemo
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OT with a nick like Mandrake ... that figures <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less.
Zeno
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tasty with katsup (sp?).
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"i'm in"....this was said an awful lot on my Deep Sea Fishing trip yesterday. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
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Old adventurers motto: if it moves kill it, if it doesn't move, kick it and then kill it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
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"Compliments are a man's best friend, they come cheap" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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"It ain't easy being green"
Kermit
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
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An advert in The Tube that had been grafitied:
8 out of 10 priests buy the London Times.
The other 2 steal it!
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Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Me exclaiming (nvm the reason): "Holy Macaroni Batman!"
Japanese waitress upon hearing my exclamation:
I know Macaloni, but what is Batman?
From the Memoirs of an old Restaurant Manager
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I love it!
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Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
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Notice in a Factory Between tea, coffee, lunch and smoke breaks, we will have a small workbreak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Mea Culpa's Demesne
Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
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Drink Up Ye Cider. 
