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"I am not always right, but I am never wrong"
Boss of afore mentioned Restaurant Manager

whydontyouhititafewtimesthenitissuretoworkorelsejustblowupandthenyoucanbuyanewonethatwillworkevenbetterbecauseitwillhave50newshortcutkeysonitandthekidswillbehappy!

It said "Insert disk 3..." but only 2 fit. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />
Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

"Excuse me but does anyone know where the "any" key is situated?"

"once more into the breach, my friends!"
a certain Bard from a certain RPG game

"and Uuuuuuuuuppp i go" (Levelling up)
"Biscuits" (Cursing character)
"Oche, brought down another one" (Scottish accent)
"WHAT ! No applause!!"(after a good shot)
[color:"yellow"] All of the above from Wizardry 8 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

" How would you like to be beaten by a Girl!"

Female Monk from <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> NWN </span>

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

"Typical whinging Pom"
Australian saying <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Australia...penal Colony. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Man - Penile Baloney <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

He who angers you controls you!

" if you want it done correctly, I might as well have done it myself"

In which case why get someone else to do it in the first place <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" />

Oh and Spick, guess which country those penals came from? Hint; it wasn't The Netherlands <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Johnny quickly replied: "CBS, NBC, HBO and the Cartoon Network."
Mea...excactly, our inbred crooks were your forefathers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />,but hey, haven't they made a terrific Country. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

"use the spacebar".......often! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


um, thats a joke spick, but over here it's more like... Playboy, MovieNet, CNN, and Cartoon Network. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

No, Playboy is 257 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />