Ok, here's something so dang random I bet noone has ever ever put into thread.
The True Story Of ET!!!!
Here's how it will work: I will start off the story, then someone els will add on a bit. Then anyone can just jump in and add on a bit more, and a bit more.
anything at all bits. (I'm Dr. Seuss
ET the extra-terrestrial was really a big strong monstrous looking gangster-alien; not that wimp they put in the movie.
The story of how he ended up on Earth begins in space, in a galactic war against the Emplier. ET was in his FLY-fighter, trying to take out the BreathStar. Thats when Ogee-Too decided to come bother him.
"Use the force, ET.
Ogee, I'm really not in the mood right now
Let go ET.
Ogee, not now...
Use the force!
Get out of my head, punk!
...Ok... Can we talk later?
While ET had been distracted by Ogee, the guy who just plain is obsessed with him (and why not, ET was the sexiest alien on his planet!
), a flighter from the Dart-Side came and shot his ship down.
"I'm gunna kill you Ogee-Toooooooooo....!!!
I'm already deeeeeaaaaaadd........
His ship plummetted towards the surface of Earth. He did not know what awaited him there, but what he did know was that he was gunna rob the first punk he came by and use the money to buy a burger! Especially if the first punk he came by happened to be named Eliotte; he hated that name.