Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) A Duel: Galadriel I call you out!!!!

Let the battle begin Ill give you the first shot!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

So, you wanna fight with me? Who did you bring with you to challenge the mighty elf Galadriel!
*turns into the Dark Queen*
"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen!"

*eep* lesson #1 at man school dont mess with scary evil women!!!

*Starts running*

"I may have bit off more than I can chew!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Hmmmm, watching scary movies really pays off.
*starts looking behind every stone and turns every leaf*
Com'n, where are ya, little fellow? And why did you pee your pants? Not because of sweet little me, no?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Smells like a little boy behind this tree over there !

Rigs a trap and keeps running*

@nero: I would have chosen swords.


PS: At a dual you need a 2nd man/woman to take your place in case you run. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

I really hope that second man/woman is a little less of a coward then Nero!
I didn't even had to use my powers yet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Hey Lynx, thanks for the hint! But I'm afraid you stepped in that big pile of poop that Nero has set up as a trap! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Hey Barta, can I use your wet noodle? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Try these out

I think the sticks will do fine Stone, thanks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> I'm not sure about the noodles though ...

But the sure looks tasty... Mmmm, noodels...

Übereil

Yep you can use the wet noodles just because they are not mine.

I stole the the wet noodles punishment from Jurak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Barta

aw cmon noodle torture you can do better than that you old scary elf wench

Just for the record, I ain't OLD ok <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> ?

Lets see what I can do with this little finger? *sticks out her pinkie finger ---> A hail of birdpoop comes out and strikes the of fear paralysed Nero! *
What do you think about that? And that is only with my little finger!!
*evil laughter* Mhuawhawhahaaaaaaaaa....that little creep is mine!!

btw, Barta, since you know how to handle that wet noodle, I suggest you use it on your next victim? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> I don't need it anymore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

borrows Kiya's spellbook...cleanse and Purify BAM!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> youll have to do better than that!!!

*Shoots big dang fireball at nasty OLD elfwitch!!!*

MY HAIR, MY HAIR, MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! Oh no, it's just the roof, you have to aim better, dude!!

Hey Nero, that isn't the spellbook of Kiya, but a cursed version of it!! I have the real one, since we are ancient friends, the dragon and I. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> *evil laugh* *again* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Pfieeeeuw, Kiya, your breath, you really have to brush your teeth every once in a decade, your mouth smells like something has crawled in and died of burns.
*idea!* Why don't you breath in Nero direction before you go brushing? That will make him fall of his feet!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

CHEATER!!! You cant have help!!

Besides Kiya likes me! I hope...

*gets out his mace of evil OLD witch slaying!!*

Ding ding, end round one, please go to your corners.

That's right, 150 is nothing in elf years! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Hello everybody,
just thought I'd drop in with a new supply of "wet noodles"
for all who needs em!
Each set has enclosed instructions for maximum enjoyment,
and long-term side-effects.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

just remember to wash your noodle before and after each use! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Any questions, should be forwarded to Barta "Queen of the Wet Noodle" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />