Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) A Duel: Galadriel I call you out!!!!

No. But there maybe someone stupid enough. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Hi, I hear that if you beat the top man (or in this case, woman), in these joints you gain respect.

I have none so...

Hi. Uh... challenge started?

Killerzzz

P.S.: This is just, like, staged right? Like the WWE?



Oh... I see... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

*calls hospital in advance: Hi. Yea I'm trying to fit in again. See you in a bit.*

@Killerzzz
Thanks for accepting the challenge. The fight is simpel. You can use whatever you want to beat me. It's more or less like Mortal combat, we all have our strenghts and our weaknesses. Be as creative as you can. But don't expect any respect if you win, that's not even what we are aiming for. All we want is some fun.
Bread and games!!

*Gal uses her new wand to hit the gong!*
[color:"red"] "~GONG~" [/color] *the sound of the gong gives Killerzzz the shivers up and down his spine... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> *

*wanders mindlessly forward*

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Sounds like a zombie ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Let's see... I can't hit a lady so...

Creatures of the sea, attack!

Oh, thats right, I don't have super powers.

I guess I could just play dirty. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

*scoops up some mud and throws it on Galadriel's dress*

(hehe, now she will attack in a blind rage and I can use it against her)

Killerzzz

P.S.: No one heard that thought! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Oh no, my dress! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Well, nothing washes stains like this better out then Tides!! Whiter then white! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Can't blame the poor guy for being clumsy... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Stupid Tide. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Oh yea, well check this out.

Abacadabra!
(throws a small ball at Galadriel's feet which bursts in to a cloud of smoke)
(when the smoke clears, she find's herself in a big glass box)

Aha! How will you escape my bulletproof glass prison? Muahaha! Iihihihi!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

(hehe, that wasn't magic. i just had someone drop a glass box from a helicopter when the smoke made it impossible to see. its genious. now she will think i have magic!)

Killerzzz

P.S.: Again, you didn't hear that thought. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

*Gal grumbles from inside a stupid glass box*
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
How am I gonna get out of this one? Man, that Killerzzz is smarter then he looks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Oh well, might as well have a good night of sleep and think this through tomorrow... nighty night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

Now, for the first time in this duel, I am going to do something that really is smart.

(while Galadriel sleeps, i put mirrors over each wall of the glass prison)

I don't know if anyone knows this, but mirrors have been known to keep spirits at bay. Surrounding a body that you believe will return to life with mirrors will keep the spirit out. Since magic is an essance of the spirit, I can hope that the mirrors will have some effect on lessening the magic potential of my opponent.

You will have to find another way out Dark Queen Galadriel. You should have put more effort in the beginning.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

I think I became to confident in my strenght, after winning the duels with Nero and Kejero... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


BUT! After a good night of sleep, my strenght as well as my mind is fully loaded again, and because I have the gift of forsight, I knew this would've happened. Before you put me in that glass box, I took with me the crystal Phial with water from my Mirror. It does not only give light in dark places, but also makes magic barrieres go away. I will pour a little water on the glass wall... and voila!
I'm out and free again!! Free as a bird!! Lalalaa... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> oh yes, I have to think of a revenge <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> It's really a shame that all the mirrors are gone too, my hair could need a brush and my make up could use a make over too.
Ok, while I'm getting freshed up, I will make this floor soo shiny that clumsy Killerzzz will fall on his face and that he keeps tripping everytimes he tries to get closer too me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Paf!
(slips around with funny cartoon slipping noise)
I shall have my revenge Paf! once I regain my balance! Paf! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Could someone Paf! pass me some ice skates? Paf!
And maybe a band-aid? Paf!

Ah, forget it. Just need to calm down... Go yoga or samurai or something.

(sits indian style on slippery floor)
(slowly raises to both feet at the same time, equally distributing weight on both sides)

Ha! I stand! ... but I can't move or else I'll fall... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

But... neither can you! Ha! And I don't think you can fly either! I've read about you in the books of Tolkien, and nowhere is it said you can fly!

Now I just need to get back on the offence... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

"DAMN YOU MOP N' GLOW!!!"

-Stewie

Haha, my list worked. You have looked through the books of Tolkien if I could fly. Nice work, but I never told "Johny" that I actually CAN fly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I'm an elf remember?
Let's get down to business shall we? Nero is getting impatient here!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Since you are into cartoon sounds, I will turn this into a cartoon special.

*Gal slides towards* Swooosh!
*Gal hits Killerzzz with her wand* Boooiing!!

* Killerzzz hits the floor and breaks his leg* Crack! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
*He also gets a bucket of water of his head* Splash!
*In the distance an evil laugh* Whuahahahahaaaa...!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

[color:"orange"] *He also gets a bucket of water of his head* Splash!
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


I guess I'm gunna need a real big band-aid for that broken leg. Or ducktape, because ducktape can fix anything. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Zip! Rip!... Apply?

There much better. Now for my tramendous escape!

(throws another marble at grownd that explodes into a cloud of smoke)
Poof!
(smoke clears and killerzzz has crawled a few meters)

Damn! Those things never work as shown on TV. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

It seems I have exausted my supplies and plans. You have bettered me Galadriel.

But, as it is, I have one last backup. You see I keep a nice pumpkin and four mice in my poket, plus a parchment with a special spell (the only one I know).

Bippedy-Boppedy-Boo!

(pumpkin becomes a carriage, mice become horses)
(killerzzz pulls himself on)

Giddey-up! Before she takes in what happened! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

P.S.: Amazing the things you can pick up from old fairytales. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Damn, he has escaped me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

[color:"orange"]Salagadoola mechicka boola... [/color]
Haha, the anti-bibbidy bobbidy boo trick (if you say it after the "bibbidy bobbidy thing) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> He is maybe the loser of this contest, but at least, he is smart enough to make his run, but this will break the spell and make him land somewhere in the bushes with a pupmkin ready for soup!!
Run you little mice, ruuun!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Did I beat that one too or what? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

Well, I've only a few final things to say:
-My bum hurts from the 8 foot fall. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
-My arms are itchy because that 'bush' turned out to be a growth of poison ivy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
-My pumpkin soup does not taste too good, the pumpkin having been in my pocket for quite a while.
-I dressed light, so I'm also itchy in other places... including my heel since one of my glass-covered blue suede shoes fell off in my escape. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> Just don't try to use it to find me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> I'm gettin out of the kingdom so you may as well not try anyhow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

P.S.: By the way... what was that anti-bibbidy bobbidy boo spell again?
Sagging-boogah ma-bob-a-booja? Thats why I only know one spell (and its on paper to help me remember): I can't memorise any of the dang things. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

So? I won? Again?? Hihi, it's soo fun to be an Elf!!
Ok, let me rest a while and then I will challenge another member. IF there are any volunteers?

btw Killerzzz, you were a worthy fighter, but you rely too much on fairytales.
If you need them to survive, I suggest you use the spell of the dark fairy in Sleeping Beauty, or the destroying breath of the mean Wolf, you kow, the one who ruined the houses of the three piggies? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Someone needs to take the elf queen down... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Vi-o-lence?...

Iiiiiii iiii ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

But seriously, I'm gunna go blow my neibour's house down right now. You're a bad influence on me Galadriel. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Also, I agree with Nero: The the Dark Queen must be beaten.

(**RANDOME**)

Pokeball go! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

@ Nero and Killerzzz
Shut up you two, you're supposed to be dead, or at least a part of Samwise's mashed potatoe dish <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> Yummie, Nero and Killerzzz for dinner!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />