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I think there might be some Bone Marrow, still left in those bones of yours, that we can chew on. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fafnir

To Kiya:

Kiya

Since I am the newest and youngest Dragon Hatchling here, is Shantara your Pixie who fetches all of your ingredients so you can keep vigil over the cooking cauldron?


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Drakonis comes back with 4 cows whole lot of potatoes and beans, and he stopped in at the baker to fetch some bread.
He walks into the kitchen then he sees his favourite chef of all.

Kiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he gives her a hug places the things he brought back on the kitchen table.

Kiya what can u make of all the things i brought u? or should i go lewk for pesky little things that are trying to hide in the lair?

She knows all the secrets, why on earth would we eat her? Besides her being a fallen angel, death dragon, and a nice person? Eh? Tah, we'll eat you. JvB, you get the head, I'll get the legs and arms. Drakonis? You want to get the middle? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> Then we just drop him off in Kiya's kitchen, and come back a 4-6 hours later, or until brown.

Erm... Why anybody would whant to hide with me is to me a musterie... Why bother... Shure, Shantara, I'll hide with you! Maybe we figure a way out of here together!

Übereil

No, mystery, Ubereil. You're good company and I like hanging with floating skulls.
They're fun to be around. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Great. Just watch out for the Dragons. Don't let them follow you. They think they
will find my hiding place and eat me for desert, but they'll never find me. Besides they're to big to get inside anyway.

Shantara <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Drakonis, will never catch me. He's too big. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I'm oh so little that I can watch him and he'll never know I am there.

Ummmm, what is this that he brought back for Kiya to cook. Wonder what it will
taste like. I think I might stick around and have a taste. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Shantara <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Hummmmm, I'm in the mood for live food today.

S-H-A-N-T-A-R-A, mmmmmmm, looks quite delectable.

I do hope she isn't stringy like other elflings I've eaten previously.


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

..And I know how to spell, right? Right?

Right?

Übereil

Hmmmmmmmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> - Drakonis, would you mind go and look for the remnants of Übereil, please? I'll take the cow stomaches, fill them with ground Übereil in minced meat, spice them to cover the bad taste. I'm sure, there's a nice Pixie somewhere who will be willing to search for him either - cause the alternative... Pixie crumbs, sprinkled over the steaks to make them real crunchy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

<flipflop, fft, ffft, thud> practising her shiny new knives set to chop up the beans - juggling with potatoes and carving Halloween pics into it (ok, I'm a bit delayed, but it's the thought that counts, hm?)

Welcome to the lair, Fafnir - I bet you're hungry, little whelp, hm? There's a rule in this lair => hunt for your food or... you might find yourself in one of my cauldrons (and it's not for a hot bath <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> - errhm, at least not for a lasting one)

We have to welcome all the new take-aways ... it's not easy to hunt for them in winter <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Hummmm, bring my own food, eh.

(A few hours pass as Fafnir leaves the lair and then returns with a fresh new kill)

Here we go; I caught this black and white kitty for the kettle.
It looks kind of funny though.
Its two white stripes go down the length of this kitty.
Hummm, sniff, sniff, it smells kind of funny too.


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Draconis, don't forget to check the SEWERS, since that's where I would be by now. Or maybe you have a outhouse, in that case you should check that out. And don't forget to cover your nose, those sewers/outhouses tend to smell pretty badly...

Übereil

PS @ Fanfir: Bringing a dead cat to a catowner to eat ISN'T such a good idea... DS

Mr. Übereil

Think: Pepé Le Pew <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

I think Pepé Le Pew and whonder what language it is, at least shure I don't speak it.

Übereil

*sneaks over on a tiny dark ledge and peeks cautiously over*

hmmmmmm, wonder what that smell is. *sees Fafnir's kill lying on the table*

that isn't....no, he wouldn't....sure smells like..... looks like too....
Oh, Fafnir. You didn't bring a skunk into the lair, did you?

*catches nose and runs back to her hiding place and out the other opening.
she finds a nice flat rock and climbs up on it and breathes in the fresh air.*

Poor Fafnir, doesn't even know a skunk when he sees one. *shakes head sadly*

Shantara <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

all this talking about food REALLY makes me hungry <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
I haven't eaten for 10 minutes now; I'm starving here! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

Kiya, why don't you make us your season's specialty?
Tell me what you need for it, and I'll get it for you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Specialty, hmm, lemme see:
we have Japanese nights today: Lanterns with dragon deco, the menu:

Übereil's skull filled with algae, spiced with sulphur. (I need the skull)
Pixie on the stick, sprinkled with arsen for the sweet flavour (I need the Pixie)

I have found a nice fish, looks a bit strange, seems to be able to blow itself up to a larger size. IIRC the gall is the best from it ( I need someone to test the gall)

Cyankali cream as dessert for the delicate almond flavour. (I need crocodile eggs)

Appetizers are octopus tentacles, wrapped around the tasty grilled skunk I found on the table. Flavour is already strong enough - in fact, I need some oxygen myself. Vinaigrette is made out of Aqua Regiae (I need an octopus, preferably a very large one)

Cakes for those with a sweet tooth => poisonous mushrooms, snake venom mixed with freshly gathered lava (I need the lava and a few vipers)

Drinks => cocktails, wine, Duvel beer (though I wouldn't advise this, as this beer is really deadly)

Just to make sure => a caretaker to take care of those who don't survive my menu.

editedit => I just heard that American beer is close to water, so recommendable for those just wanting to quench their thirst.

*sniff's nose* Yummmmmmm, something smells delicious. I bet Kiya is getting
ready to cook up food for the Dragons. If I am careful I just might be able to
sneak a bite. Hope she didn't cook that black kitty Fafnir brought back to the lair.

*sniffs again* Maybe not. It sure doesn't smell like black kitty*

*starts out of hiding place, stops, and says to self* I have to be very,
very careful, Kiya said she wanted to make pixie crumbs out of me and
serve me as sprinkles over the Dragons' food.

*sniffs again and heads towards the kitchen watching very carefully for Kiya or
any of the Dragons. Peeks around corner, finds way clear and heads to the
kitchen creeping silently and cautiously along the dark wall*

*looks cautiously around kitchen, no one in sight* Oooooo, smells delicious, but
wait it isn't cooked yet. Oh, Kiya, I thought it was done.

*sighs disappointedly to self* Wait what is this stick for....she wouldn't be
thinking....no she couldn't be thinking of roasting me.

*looks around kitchen* It is to dangerous to wait here. I had better come back later.

*slips cautiously out of the kitchen, back through the lair and back to secret hiding place*

Drakonis goes out and finds some ingredients for the meal Kiya is making, he comes back wiff some crocodile eggs , and 3 large octopuses. He smells the air hmmm still a pixie i smell but where can she be hiding

Meanwhile Glance A'Lot, the sun dragon, melts down a sizeable granite rock to lava with his sunbeam.