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[color:"#33cc33"] K here it is, if you know of,
or can remember <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
any good one liners, or sayings, anything quick, witty, and to the point!
any language ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
that'd be neat to see.....
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"An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years.


A competent lawyer can delay one even longer."

oldie but goodie:

"do you believe in love at first sight or should I come by again??"

"Sir! I do believe you are drunk!"
"Indeed I am madam, but in the morning I'll be sober, wheras you will still be ugly!"

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about!"

A man can't deny what he is.
He can convince everybody else he is someone else, but never himself.




"We don't live in the world of reality,
we live in the world of how we perceive reality."

"He's such a bitch I could have sex with him and not be gay!" - Some DJ on the radio

"If I were your wife Id put poison in your tea"
"Madam, If you were my wife, Id drink it" -Winston Churchill

A sad one that is used more often than not:

"Do unto others before they get a chance to do unto you.

errrrrr...
"too many cooks spoil the broth"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> sounds like <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> to me

ummmmmmm....
" a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

do not speak until spoken to........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


here's one i don't really get......


i don't give a rat sass !.... What does this mean? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

or maybe....

bob's your uncle.......WTF? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


piece of cake?


dollars to donuts?....same category.......WTF?


frost yer socks................why?

Oh one more........

a month of sundays..............OK why not say ....a month,
it's a lot shorter, but maybe not as funny.....


is a frog's sass watertight? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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'do not speak until spoken to........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />' ugg





'i don't give a rat sass ! What does this mean?' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I have no clue, and I don't give a rat sass about it!

WTF to all of these!

"Never get caught with you pants down" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

"The person who talks most of his own virtue is often the least virtuous."

Last but not least:
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I guess I'm not a wise man. Damn unicorn almost got my [nocando] with that horn! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

that was a nice one DQ, the unicorn thing, no need to picture that in my head... DOH, just did <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

"be wiser than others but don't let it show"

"may the bird of paradise, reward you with a drumstick" -Johnny Carson

"hit me with your rhythm stick" - but not to hard

there's no time like the present.


moving along like a herd of turtles.


if i'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer! - Ace Ventura

You can't make your candle burn brighter by blowing out the other fellow's.

Beautiful hands are those that do.....
deeds that are noble, good, and true.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time.
But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />